Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Genitals, math, question, I'm very drunk and other drunk people are wondering about it
@Siphonay@octodon.social average human penis length is apparently 15.1 centimetres, let's call the population of penis-havers on earth 3.8 billion, assuming normal distribution we're looking at something in the region of 573,800 km of cock
so 1.5 times the distance to the moon
Apparently Greggs are going to start doing vegan doughnuts and vegan steak bakes
https://vegnews.com/2019/12/greggs-to-launch-vegan-steak-bakes-and-glazed-doughnuts
No idea what a vegan steak bake consists of but I'd be interested in finding out
@wigglytuffitout good shout, silenced them over here
Sam the Octopus
boosted
anyway, here's an #instanceblock suggestion: wake.st, since it seems to be a one-person instance of someone who makes flashy gif art and has declared that it's incumbent on all of us to block it individually if we don't want people to have seizures and/or get headaches because ow, my eyes
it's a basic health and safety hazard at this point, so i'd suggest just blocking/defederating so nobody gets a fun surprise bonus seizure/migraine/etc. on the federated timeline
@mavica put software on top of various hardware
NACHOS!
selfie, outfit of the day
@mavica 
can confirm, cute as heck!
subtoot
@wigglytuffitout was close enough
my cat badgered me for some salmon, so i gave her little a salmon, as a treat, and…
@patience is cat
what did you expect?
space jam but it's a preserve made from space fruit
@dumpling@octodon.social those are just arms
4 pairs of moose slippers would be excessive
Got a book for christmas, "Longitude" by Dava Sobel
It's good
It's a history of the longitude problem in navigation and John Harrison's solution to it
@wigglytuffitout yeah, I don't think you'd like the UK
wherein i instigate an argument about muppets
@taweret muppet treasure island needs to be further up the list
it has tim curry in it
@softgoat I'd take a wild guess at it starting with a default resolution and then something in the "setting up xfce" bit checks to see what the monitor can actually do but the "setting up bspwm" bit doesn't have that step
as to how to fix that I have no idea but that's the direction I'd be looking in
@vantablack so what you're saying is that meme was created by hatsune miku and was temporarily misattributed
introducing: wordfeudalism!
where everything is ruled by those who are good at scrabble
@Kat@snouts.online @wigglytuffitout funnily enough, the earliest recorded joke is in fact a fart joke
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart on her husband’s lap."
Comes from a sumerian tablet dated at around 1900 BCE
It may have lost something in the translation but it's definitely a fart joke
@evie squirreltober's my favourite
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
