Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@evie not any more, it's squirrelember now
followed by squirreluary
@noelle at some point their family split into feuding factions, forming the MacElroys and the WindowsElroys
@softgoat does that for me as well, I have no idea why
nsfw, nude pictures
@syrup we're gonna have to order in more refrigerant, 'cause damn you're hot
shitpost
joyeux bowel
Huh. I guess Makita really do make everything you could use an 18v battery with
This is a filter coffee machine that runs off a Makita battery like what you'd use in a drill
No idea why they make it, but they do
merry crimbomas!
christmas, Mari Lwyd, picture of a tweet, alcohol, caps
@lizardsquid this is the year the internet learns about Mari Lwyd isn't it?
@evie does exactly what it says on the box I suppose
demand for affection
@softgoat 
good soff goat
@evie squirrels good
@Nine computers are good! hug computer!
printers on the other hand are the work of the devil
@mavica HAPPY GAYMAS!
@softgoat so how is this wonderous machine powered?
you... connect it to the wall
hm. okay, how does this machine communicate to other machines?
you... connect it to the wall
...right, what happens in the wall?
...dunno...
Someone buy the rights to the Sinclair C5 already so I can get a new version of it with modern motors and batteries
Preferably with ZX Spectrum-like livery in black with a rainbow stripe
This is a $360,000 watch that plays the theme from The Godfather on demand
Because that was a thing that had to exist for some reason
Sam the Octopus
boosted
going through my shitpost folder and there's so much gems
@evie overrated imo
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
