Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

well this is a... thing

"Man walks around Cribbs Causeway car park for fun and absolutely loves it"
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/man-walks-around-cribbs-causeway-3654947

it includes the actual quote "The Cribbs Causeway Retail Park is an unknowable quantum object that transcends time, from the Neolithic standing stone to the 1980s shops to the cathedral mall to this futuristic beacon at the centre of it all."

@shonalika that'd be super neat

especially at buffets

no person trying to get the last vol-au-vent, *bloop* mine now

ah yes, 2020, the year of linux on the desktop

house hunting tv show but it's a load of mobile homes being towed across a massive field and contestants given a quad bike and a harpoon

if you successfully hunt a home you get to keep it

@mavica Special containment procedures (addendum): make sure any international burger making competitions are held next to a furry convention, hopefully then it won't be remarked upon when a squobit turns up asking for samples because it will turn up

@mavica "HOW THE HELL DID IT GET OUT AND PICK UP A PIZZA?!

WE HAD TO GIVE AN ENTIRE PIZZA HUT CLASS-A'S"

@mavica possibly still keter, just because the SCP doesn't usually go far doesn't mean it's contained or containable

@mavica has breached containment!

GO TO RED ALER...

oh, it's just eating snacks in the break room again

the @mavica can't be contained!

@evie all soff and pettable

@evie squirrels good

@mavica big london can have a little milan

as a treat

@mavica is that the one with the cities rampaging across the countryside? 'cause that one does indeed look wild

like the chinese calendar has year of the <creature> and it changes every year we should have a fediverse year of the <fursona>

like year of the bunny, year of the cat, year of the eldritch abomination from beyond the stars, year of the octopus, etc.