Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@CobaltVelvet@octodon.social you could say you need a... relational database
@mavica ...lewd?
it's like... double naked?
@envgen I'll have you know it's a bucket-shaped wiretap with a grille on it thankyouverymuch
@fribbledom someone's going to come along in 5 minutes to say they've got windows running in emacs
@cypnk Thomas Mudge made the first perpetual calendar watch in 1762, a perpetual calendar complication displays the day and month, keeping track of the varying lengths of the months and even taking into account the leap year every 4 years
The annual calendar complication, which is far simpler than that as it doesn't take into account leap years was invented in... 1996
Took a while for anyone to get around to that one
@natecull certainly not for them
might improve Milton Keynes though
Sam the Octopus
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@troubleMoney @mavica 🎵
row, row, row your bot
down the data streams,
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
simulated dreams
⛵ 
if you put @mavica in a dinghy it's a rowbot
related to the current UK amazon ads on tv, if you're doing an advertising campaign about how happy your staff supposedly are then I'm gonna assume that some fucked up shit is happening
@noelle then there are those of us who see dQw4... and go "OH NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME WITH THIS ONE ELLIE!"
Everyone knows about Poe's Law, Murphy's Law, Godwin's Law, etc. but people aren't as familiar with Cole's Law
it's thinly sliced cabbage
JUST SEEN TWO HEDGEHOGS AT THE CAFE!
THEY'RE SO GOOD!
🦔
@noelle never know, might be a goose
person: okay, we've arrived at the beach, did you bring the sandwiches?
me: yeah
*person looks behind me to see a small coven conjuring some super cool dust devils from the nearest dunes*
person: ...I think you may have misheard me
US, UK & Huawei
@marie_joseph@eldritch.cafe @mplouffe@scholar.social I prefer using it as the USA is only like, a quarter of all the stuff that's the americas so calling only one country's people "americans" seems really weird
US, UK & Huawei
@mplouffe@scholar.social I say buy half from the chinese and half from the USAians, that way they can each only snoop on half of it
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
