Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@cyrridven it's a known side-effect

it's on the little leaflet that comes in the box that nobody reads

@evie they're... they're taking the piss right?

right?

@mavica just a hyperlink sitting on the disk

'cause we all know they wouldn't be capable of fitting a game downloader in 1.44MB

@mavica I want them to lean in to the whole thing and just ship floppy disks with a link to download the game

that'd be cool

@mavica important rule of challenge: no day 1 patch that's actually the entire goddamn game

@mavica how's that an unpopular opin... *remembers what happened last time* ah... yeah...

given the relative lack of hedgehog activity at the cafe it looks like the hedgehogs are being responsible and observing social distancing! you should too!

(actually they're just not fond of the weather and are deciding not to come out their cosy houses quite as much the past few days)

(also hedgehogs don't get that virus)

@cypnk I'd totally switch mine out for a black market rewritable version

"says here you're the pope"
"yep"

bunnies are really good

@mavica I'm seeing it more as the opening set of news clips before a post-apocalypse movie starts

fuck knows what's going to happen in april

@mavica yeah, those are weird!

and what happens when you press them (if anything) is woefully underdocumented

@mavica robodex

Get an inflatable t-rex costume, put a filter over the air intake, and you're fully protected from coronavirus!

a fun hazmat suit for everyone!

@Nine "YAY putting in all the parts connecting all the wires! woo!"

"wait, what do you mean I have to put all the software on it?"

@mavica oh my god mavi

@evie I'm expecting lots of SCP easter eggs at the very least

@mavica "oh my god my GPU's fan sucks"...

...

@mavica oh neat! I didn't think it would make that much of a difference

DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA!

@mavica I thought the noise was the point all super powerful computers are noisy, so make your computer noisy and it'll be super powerful!

I'd say an exhaust somewhere would be the better idea, pulling air out of the case would help the other fan pulling it in

I think