Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
ridiculous toot
monosexual monogamy is a sin!
it's adam AND eve! not adam OR eve!
Well this is... interesting
Bamford Watch Department X Badgerworks TAG Heuer Carrera Calibre 5 with Coffee Dial
That's not "coffee coloured" dial, they made the actual dial out of actual coffee
a community after the abolition of the police force would be sans-sheriff
Sam the Octopus
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My little bee-themed PICO-8 game, Beebold!, is available here if you'd like to spend a few minutes being a kobold and chasing down lost bees to return them to their hives: https://www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=31013 
computers, family mention
@softgoat I honestly don't know, I haven't used a microsoft product in years, I'd assume there'd have to be but I'm not the person to ask
computers, family mention
@softgoat I seem to recall that sometimes it's the microsoft account thing that asks for a phone number for 2FA stuff?
Haven't used it for years so I don't know but could plausibly be what's going on there
Sam the Octopus
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It's only discourse if it's from the Discour region of France. Otherwise it's known as sparkling meta.
imagining this orchard where all the apples move very quickly sideways
I remember being very confused when I first heard the word "crabapple"
"...do...do they have claws? 
🦀 "
Ooh, shiny, new Seiko Prospex watches
Two tunas, two arnies, all in the "street" lineup
https://www.fratellowatches.com/meet-the-seiko-prospex-urban-safari-watches/
I do like the concept of the arnie but my wrists aren't anywhere near big enough to support a 47.whatever mm case size
gore mention
@mavica oof
I've never played it but I can confidently state that Animal Crossing New Horizons is just mastodon with turnips
uspol, covid-19, bleakly silly (I hope)
News report from 4th November 2020:
...and the winner of the 2020 presidential election is, the first candidate ever to win the election as a write-in vote, coronavirus!
Really, we should have seen that coming
Now for updates on the alien invaders who are eating everyone's faces we go to Zzzzworp McGee...
imagining a @mavica cover of Take On Me where byte is just saying "beep"
beepbeepbeepbeep beep beep beep beepbeepbeepbeepbeep
blatant misinfo
@Waces the IOC didn't like that three cruise ships were called Olympic-class and tried to sink all three
They failed with the RMS Olympic, and succeeded with the Britannic and Titanic
Yeah, the IOC did the Titanic
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
