Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@rusty @jk a search warrant that was released as part of a FOIA request read: "the optical detector in the detector van uses a large lens to collect that light and focus it on to an especially sensitive device, which converts fluctuating light signals into electrical signals, which can be electronically analysed. If a receiver is being used to watch broadcast programmes then a positive reading is returned."

which sounds like a lot of words for "we looked through the window"

@mavica

@SuricrasiaOnline if one needs an incentive to be good, they're not good

@mavica you'd think it'd be "quack quack" but he's bilingual

@mavica cluck cluck, it's a duck 🦆

"what ancient knowledge can you pass on to us?"
"I dunno, how to wire a plug?"

You always think of immortals as being old ancient people who have been around for centuries, with or without eternal youth

It would totally suck to be a new immortal

"I'm immortal"
"OH MY GOD! TELL ME ALL ABOUT CLEOPATRA!"
"dude, I'm 40, immortal, still just 40"

@InvaderXan immortal engineer who is just SO DAMN PUMPED to be working with these new toys

@fribbledom "My generation will put it right
We're not just making promises
That we know we'll never keep"

sadly not the case, phil, sadly not the case

@mavica I knew we shouldn't have made those out of pastry!

@mavica we'd have to carefully maintain corpsonas

@mavica I like to think of it as like a little trap door that opens beneath them

@cooler_ranch I tried but all the cups were occupied

(not my image, couldn't find source)

people say hedgehogs eat slugs and help keep the garden tidy

they do not

at all

🦔