Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@softgoat everything working okay?
I've upgraded the whole shebang so if there's anything not working I'd like to hear it
instance is now running current glitch social
time for bourbon
testing streaming
testing testing test
@metapianycist @Siph @codl @avie@awoo.space damn yanks, can't even make a cup of tea properly
you're meant to heat the water first!
@InspectorCaracal the sky over the port was the colour of television, doing the spinny circle thing
@Siph I've heard parisians are to the rest of france as france is to the rest of the world
(Steinhart are mostly known for selling... "homages" to various Rolex models)
I suppose if you can't beat them, join them
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/26/business/kazakhstan-embraces-borat.html
mavi's webgbcam is really coming along nicely, and can now be used offline on your phone!
@TheGibson I think they're called munguses
as a singular one would be a mungus
re: caps, read like powerthirst
@codl I think that's pretty much all of these things in a nutshell
caps, read like powerthirst
@codl oh! oh! and these belt buckles that are also "self defence" knives!
because I know if I ever need to defend myself in an emergency the first thing to do is take off my pants
caps, read like powerthirst
@codl the modular shovel that doesn't work great as a shovel but also includes a dozen other things that don't work great is another classic
@kirby oh yeah, I remember hearing a story about some uni professor somewhere using some C4 as an ashtray
@envgen "oh wow I totally agree with that toot!"
"oh wait, that was me"
trump's :birdsite: password
@rysiek I mean, ours (the UK) were bike locks for quite a while so I can't really talk
@PsyChuan also possible
(note for the blokes in the doughnut; that was a joke)
some plastic explosives closely resemble marzipan in smell and texture
which is how I managed to destroy an oven making stollen
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
