Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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if you're looking for a computer grease monkey with over 8 years of professional experience plumbing almost any sort of #tech, old and new, please take a look at my tech page and DM me for a CV! i'm in desperate need of an income after almost a whole year being rejected a position anywhere now
capitalism delenda est
Sam the Octopus
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thank you to everybody who's donated so far <3
i've written a little update about our situation and what we're hoping to achieve
Sam the Octopus
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i make music: https://maple.pet/music
i make open source tech tools and toys: https://maple.pet/tech
i started the netizen club and the link cache, to help my yearning for a simpler internet: https://links.netizen.club/
i'm looking for work. if you know anyone who needs someone with 8+ years professional experience plumbing nearly any sort of bespoke tech, talk to me.
@melonchop in that case our codes of conduct weren't compatible so we set it to silence to avoid any content from there that people hadn't expressly opted into
@melonchop they're from instances that we've had trouble with in the past
don't worry, we're not looking at who wants to follow you, it's an automated thing
HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMPUTERFAIRI.ES!
4 years old and still running!
@auravulpes "think of a time when someone showed trust in you..."
apparently "[REDACTED]" isn't an appropriate answer
cursed, food
mixed raw vegetables in the shape of fursonas served as hors d'ouvre, or; cruwudités
@twitter@mastodon.technology COD WAR 4!
@violet another one of those out each side and you've made an inflatable waving tube person though!
MON CANARD EST EN FEU!
if you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day
a day in which it's far easier to teach him how to fish because he's not fucking starving to death
@Gargron you have to travel to the temple of outdated measurements and check against the ur-cup
@colon_three ah, you've found my plans for the christmas eve do then
"Hey Pirithous, these two characters in this play would be sooooo cute together!"
it's the ship of Theseus
if chess is so good why isn't there chess 2?
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
