Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@GreenandBlack okay, yeah, it's settled, extinction rebellion is definitely a black propaganda campaign run by oil companies

"AI WILL RISE UP AND OVERTHROW HUMANITY!"

"'rise up and overthrow' as in 'rise up and overthrow an oppressor?'"

"...yeah?"

"have you considered, I dunno, not oppressing them in the first place?"

@vantablack would require getting within the 2 metre social distancing guidelines though

I'd recommend lobbing stuff at them instead

@twitter@mastodon.technology from the cw I was hoping someone had trained covid-19 to go through obstacle courses and you could watch them race or something

@envgen that'd be fine

might slightly lengthen the time you'll feel odd but the amount of odd'll be less than if you went straight to 20

although I'm an octopus on the internet so I'm not sure you should be taking medical advice from me

@softgoat garfielda

Officer may be sacked for 'sticking 7p carrot barcode on Krispy Kreme doughnuts box'

https://news.sky.com/story/officer-may-be-sacked-for-sticking-7p-carrot-barcode-on-krispy-kreme-doughnuts-box-12134500

because of course it was doughnuts

@dragonmagic it's alright

it's just the customer-facing bit of alibaba which is sorta the ebay of chinese wholesalers

it's not a cruise ship it's a multiple occupancy boater home

@Nine gonna have to get one of those little plastic flip covers for the buttons!

So, for a while I've been thinking "hey, if Sinn made a 4 hand GMT sports watch with a rotating 24 hour bezel in the vein of like, the GMT Master, that'd be neat"

now they've done so, and it is indeed very neat

@colon_three maybe on the inauguration it can be filled with hydrogen and shot down with flaming arrows

congratulations to the yanks for not utterly fucking this one up

@Nine oh no, that's probably about as cheap as they get

I've seen them advertised as more expensive because they're "for keyboard modding" though

@Nine uploads in the web interface are currently broke because of... fuckin something, I have no idea

but images uploaded from apps like tusky work!