Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@brokenfingers oh fuck that'd be hilarious

Don't tell anyone in the audience about the twist, just a normal performance of waiting for godot, but he turns up five minutes in saying "sorry I kept you waiting" and they all exit the stage

@jk while I enjoy having baps thrust in my general direction, I didn't quite expect this

@squirrel lesbun?

@cassolotl@cybre.space Don't forget that in parliament they mostly favoured remain, it's just political suicide to actually say so at this point

@Jessiscah @oceangrunge @slimekat it's the Hannah Montana linux distro

Yes, someone did indeed make that

For sale: uhhhh.... fucc

@jk eh, with the volatility it might be the better investment for like, 5 minutes on tuesday

@zwol @elomatreb@glitch.social @jk true, but usually not when we're near enough to look closely

Still a silly idea though

For sale: Baby, never used

@elomatreb@glitch.social @jk Think it was something to do with spreading a couple of hundred/thousand nukes around space, detonating them all at the same time, and then seeing if there's lag

@elomatreb@glitch.social @jk I vaguely recall someone having that plan to test it

@er1n Hey, eating cheese every day does me a world of good

Admittedly only for morale rather than health

@ajroach42 Just Fucking Magic

@ajroach42 from the extended video it looks like they're using ambient backscatter

So for my level of understanding, JFM, but it seems to be workable

@brokenfingers FORM A UNION

THE BOSSES CAN'T WITHSTAND THE POWER OF COLLECTIVE BARGAINING

@squirrel aaaaa so adorable

@candle @tom any time I hear the phrase "AD account" I still think Active Directory first