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I got a fever 

@cooler_ranch *fills the cowbell with soup, then sends it*

politics 

@HTHR@cybre.space after taking it myself, wow, that's a lot of red and black

@somarasu what? no, landscaping gets everything all muddy

You'd need a launderette to launder funds

@somarasu is a hedge fund like a bit of money set aside to buy shrubs?

'cause I'm in

@HTHR@cybre.space I have no idea what this is about and I feel like I should probably be glad that I don't

Two antennas met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony was only so-so, 

chosa take on Celsius 

@chosafine@instance.business Celsius is great for ambient temperatures, 0 degrees, shit's frozen, 20 degrees, it's alright, 40 degrees, not fit for human habitation

@soft_chomps@glitch.social @masklayer Yeah, but like most other things apple does, they didn't invent it

In this case Microsoft did

@soft_chomps@glitch.social @masklayer It's what Microsoft do with anything they didn't personally develop

Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

They'll start using the standard that everyone agreed on, then they'll add stuff to the standard that only their software can do, then they'll break with the standard entirely

@soft_chomps@glitch.social @masklayer they're on the extend bit at the moment

Wait a while and they'll try the extinguish bit

nsfw, this is what the US government actually believes 

@TheGibson @Concerned_Catgirl Funny, that's what got me to read Marx

@sireebob@cybre.space ...that might actually work against CCTV cameras using facial recognition

You'd be incredibly obvious to humans, but they'd have to do the tracking manually

@woozle yep, it's a portmanteau of the Dunning-Kruger effect and Krugerrands

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