Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel I prefer it after it's been distilled into whisky

@Vann@glitch.social damn, no octopus princess

Uhhhhh.... mimic princess

@squirrel aw, you're also the best of frens

@gcupc@glitch.social I'd throw it in one of those cheap lockboxes/cash boxes personally

@chosafine@instance.business With how 2017 has been I'm just hoping it's not literally

@squirrel @noelle @LaserScheme aaaaaa that's super good and cute!

@vantablack sorted, say you can work it then

@vantablack do you enjoy working weekends and holidays?

'cause if you say you can do that, they will schedule you for that for the rest of time

@natecull poor thing'll be even more confused then

@natecull That octopus is thinking "What the hell is this? It's not got enough arms. Why is it screaming?"

It's a very confuzzled octopus

@Gargron @er1n if you manage to find the answer to that a lot of us would like to know

@vantablack can't hurt

@vector@a.weirder.earth @sydneyfalk @djsundog @vantablack not kinkshaming them

least they could do is share though

@djsundog @vantablack best way to get people to give a shit about internet privacy

"THE NSA WANT YOUR DICK PICS"

@djsundog @vantablack Pretty sure everyone already is but the NSA isn't sharing