Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel @gcupc@glitch.social gargamel is a girl and refused dates with all of hn?

@noelle IIRC they also kept fucking up the length of years because the dude deciding how long a year was was a politician and political terms were for a length of a year

So if people he didn't like were in power, short year, people he liked, long year

@plsburydoughboy Haven't used those particular books, but No Starch Press are legit

@squirrel I prefer it after it's been distilled into whisky

@Vann@glitch.social damn, no octopus princess

Uhhhhh.... mimic princess

@squirrel aw, you're also the best of frens

@gcupc@glitch.social I'd throw it in one of those cheap lockboxes/cash boxes personally

@chosafine@instance.business With how 2017 has been I'm just hoping it's not literally

@squirrel @noelle @LaserScheme aaaaaa that's super good and cute!

@vantablack sorted, say you can work it then

@vantablack do you enjoy working weekends and holidays?

'cause if you say you can do that, they will schedule you for that for the rest of time

@natecull poor thing'll be even more confused then

@natecull That octopus is thinking "What the hell is this? It's not got enough arms. Why is it screaming?"

It's a very confuzzled octopus

@Gargron @er1n if you manage to find the answer to that a lot of us would like to know

@vantablack can't hurt

@vector@a.weirder.earth @sydneyfalk @djsundog @vantablack not kinkshaming them

least they could do is share though