Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@turbodragon that's a good catte
@soft_chomps@glitch.social I think it's like a big spreadsheet
@chosafine@instance.business #sheStillIsButSheUsedToBeToo
If anyone was still under the mistaken impression that all Brits are classy, polite, and a bit posh, here's a collection of pictures from last Friday night in various cities
The only difference from any other Friday night is the addition of santa hats
CW: violence
https://imgur.com/a/oSQeQ
@gcupc@glitch.social it is mandatory after all
You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for
Mensch on a bench
Seriously
This is an actual thing they sell
@silverseams@mastodon.art easily stackable for convenience!
@squirrel hell, at this point I'm half expecting you to say you're going to a Sigue Sigue Sputnik gig tonight
@squirrel you are completely nailing the 80's vibe today
@squirrel that just looks incredibly right
Sam the Octopus
boosted
the fediversemas song (with apologies to all parties, past, present, and tomorrow's)
chosa takes, hot like an open fire
codemom's wrangling the fork
banjo's painting more of our history
and my ISP's run by a shork
did somebody say jort?
I can't believe that that's a meme
it's been a lot of pineapples and bread
gargamel finally fixed the mojos
so now we all can toot and fav his head 
they say that Masto cannot last
they say that OStatus and indieweb are past
but every day and night, we're all still here
they'll still be saying all that crap this time next year
and so, I'm offering this shitpost verse
to fediversians both old and new
although we may argue, never doubt you are loved
and happy fediversemas - awoo!
anecdotal "engagement metrics"
Here's something I've noticed
On average, I'm getting between 60 and 80 notifications per day from mastodon which includes favs, boosts, replies, and mentions
That's with something in the region of 90 followers
Compared to when I was on birdsite I had about the same number of followers, and 60 to 80 notifications might happen in a week, more likely two weeks
No idea if that actually means anything, but it's something I've noticed
@lizardsquid there's still a big difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
brexit moaning
@BatElite that and complete denial of reality, yes
@squirrel I'm... a relatively smaller number of flags
@sireebob@cybre.space do you have ffmpeg and gstreamer-libav installed?
What does about:support say?
Do you have Plex Media Server installed?
MANY COOL NEW EMOJOS!
@squirrel okay, yeah, that'll feel really embarrassing but it's really easily done and happens to all of us
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
