Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

This is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW7XLBrBByA

The Bandai 8ban, it's a tiny record player that plays tiny records

If someone released an updated version of this and music was available on the format I'd buy the hell out of it

@squirrel a homo gay year to you too!

@noelle you have leftovers?!

I'll give you an arm for some curry

Not mine, obviously, I've got a starfish friend who owes me a favour

Damn, I want a curry now

@noelle, I'm blaming you for this

@vantablack thin crust, but piled up to be the thickness of deep dish

aaaaa people are being super adorable on my timeline

2018 looks like it might be the cutest year ever

Although I suppose that if called all timezones valid we'd have 24 new years to spread it about a bit...

Somebody get a cluster online, if we feed all the polycules into it now we might have it optimised it by next year

probably just as well mastodon isn't an actual physical space

What would we do about the new year kisses?

Would there be queues? Would people have to take tickets?

It'd be a scheduling nightmare

@turbodragon I think that's about the level of directness required for me to realise that

LT: New new year's resolution:

Get some news agency to refer to "the hacker known as mastodon"

(Preferably for something good)

@squirrel @noelle @LaserScheme @lizardsquid hey, we're just brainstorming innovative indian food-based currency systems

This is by far not the worst thing you've come back to

@noelle @LaserScheme @lizardsquid curry as currency

Ten Kormas to a Bhuna

Happy new year!

@gcupc@glitch.social I did, wat I 'ad to do
An' saw it through, without exemption

@DistroJunkie You think the USA's socialist?!

All us europeans are looking over there and seeing an unmitigated corporate hellscape

The USA couldn't be any more capitalist if it tried

@chr@cybre.space eh, counting years from one arbitrary point in the past is as valid as counting from any other arbitrary point in the past