Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel @djsundog my mental image of that is you shoving your head into a hole a bit too hard and ending up upside down with your head in the hole and your limbs waving around because they can't reach the ground

I'd help you out the hole obviously, but it might take a little while until I could stop giggling at how cute that looks

@Elizafox did they receive the medal they so richly deserve?

@kibi only if you're not using obsolete LAN protocols

Yes, a Tolkien Ring Network

@LaserScheme something with levers I think, when you push a button down it pushes up all the other buttons

@squirrel he really is a lovely man

@typhlosion chomps came across some twitter blocklist thing that said they'd add anyone with "counterfeit pronouns" in their bio to the blocklist

https://glitch.social/@soft_chomps/99355885622632308

@squirrel sunflower seeds are exceedingly good to nom on

Mastodon 2018: Say something stupid and we will meme the shit out of it

@cathal @vantablack Mine has a 9600 baud modem!

They'll roll out 4G eventually... I hope...

You walk into a pub, the sketchy bloke in the corner pipes up "ere mate, you need any pronouns?"

DON'T FALL FOR IT, THOSE ARE COUNTERFEIT PRONOUNS!

A person comes up to you in a dark alley and opens their trenchcoat to reveal their wares

"Hey buddy, you want any COUNTERFEIT PRONOUNS?"

@squirrel ooh, awesome!

Let's talk about the Triple Split for a second, other brands make a rattrapante chronograph, that's split seconds

Back in 2004 ALS released the Double Split, the world's first double rattrapante, that's split seconds and minutes

No other brand has ever made a double rattrapante, ALS could have just sat on their hands and still had the world's most complicated chronograph but they one upped themselves with the triple

The Saxonia now comes in a new case size and a rather fetching dial they call Copper Blue, very sparkly https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-and-sohne-saxonia-copper-blue-introducing

Now to the properly new stuff

The Saxonia Outsize Date adds a big date complication to the Saxonia line which hasn't been available for a while https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-and-sohne-saxonia-outsize-date-introducing

And the most interesting, the world's first triple ratrrapante chronograph, the Triple Split https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-and-sohne-triple-split-introducing