Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

The Germans make better wristwatches than the Swiss

It's commonly stated that people only use 10% of their brains at any time

Some rare individuals occasionally use 100% of their brain at once

This is called a seizure, and is generally considered a bad thing

@squirrel awesome!

@squirrel mmmm that lovely fresh solder smell, not much better than that

@squirrel *watches your eyes display the defrag process as lots of little sectors of pixels moving around and changing colour*

ooh, I always loved watching defrags

@HTHR@cybre.space that was actually a thing some company was trying, they called it Metal Storm, it was basically a shit-tonne of barrels strapped together with multiple bullets in each barrel

@BatElite well, it was at a high of 14350 yesterday and it's had a low today of 10779

So hopefully!

Damnit bitcoin, keep dropping, I want to see you burn

@noelle Short answer no, long answer yes but it involves finding where pinterest's servers are and going there with large amounts of petrol and matches

@ruth If services were like that I might actually go to one from time to time

@noelle last I checked people die from exposure

None of that thanks

@squirrel bit of both

*maplebot beeps "give me your wallet" and utterly fails to look threatening*
"Awww... okay cutie, here you go, here's some money"
*maplebot hugs and beeps "thank you!"*
*maplebot runs off*

@squirrel maplebot street gangs going around mugging people but nobody minds because they're so cute when they're doing it

@squirrel a maplebot with SOFT NAPS knuckle tats gently pummelling you into a comfy sleep

@jk Why were all the drill options on the same page as the "OH SHIT" options?

That's just asking for trouble

@squirrel the most adorable way to wake up in the morning

@Elizafox I'm not the best data-point on that but I think it's pretty normal

@Elizafox To be fair calling it the Eris-Free network was tempting fate from the beginning

@Elizafox I'm sure a medal could be fashioned for the occasion