Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

After careful consideration, I'm judging this to be the best .gif of 2018

I know it's early in the year to be calling it, but nothing can beat this

It's a @squirrel !

@BatElite it was the time before alarm clocks, so they were employed to go around town in the morning with a big stick to hit everyone's bedroom windows and wake them up

Fun fact: In the Victorian era there was a profession called a "Knocker-upper"

No, they didn't do that

Stop being lewd

This is good and cybre

https://marrus-sh.github.io/cybremonday/CMON0100/

Well done @kibi

@chr@cybre.space Happy hatch day dragon fren!

PSA: Please read bios before following people

@squirrel aaaaaaaaaa dancing maple!

@densetsunogomez @turbodragon now that's a game I'd play

@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz relatable

@squirrel ah yes, the gender field, where all the genders roam around happily grazing on the grass until they get picked up by their eventual owners

@squirrel ooh! ooh! and those cardboard decoder disks they used as copy protection!

@squirrel WITH THE BIG PAPER MANUALS!

@Kit @shel ...brown sauce on crumpets?

an alternate universe where instead of using rockets to get to space, they use really big slingshots

@seanl protreks are damn cool

@squirrel wouldn't that make failing a turing test winning it?