Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel agreed

Fun fact: American pancakes are nothing like British pancakes

@vantablack do you have citizenship forms yet?

@vantablack tory government

@vantablack ireland?

@er1n he's got shit figured out

just had a bunch of pancakes! 🥞

tired: wifi
wired: weeffee

@Elizafox I've got cranky cats from god knows where that just decided to live here

@Elizafox hey, I've got a bunch of cats and they all wander off, yours must be defective or something

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social have you considered: eve online

cat: ?
me: IT'S A KITTY!
cat: ??
me: AREN'T YOU A GOOD LITTLE KITTY? YES YOU ARE, YOU'RE ALL SOFT AND FLOOFY
cat: ...
me: I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL THE PETS AND SCRITCHES
cat: *walks off*

@Elizafox Name's Bond

Basildon Bond

'cause I'm stationary

@TonicBH squirrels are always good

@benhamill There's also the ANSI Standard Person which is the same but bigger

@benhamill ISO Standard Person

@Siphonay@octodon.social oh ah, yeah, that context it's a total dick move