Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Okay, so because the prison service are apparently shit at searching people, the Justice Secretary wants to ban tiny mobile phones

What an arsehole

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-42383351

@squirrel god forbid they do something helpful

@maplebot17@botsin.space yep, it's true!

@maplebot17@botsin.space dawwww, yes you are, just like your mommy

@phoebee on android honestly just pinning the web thing works great

No idea for apple or windows phone though

@phoebee oh hey, welcome!

@squirrel far as I can tell they prohibit anything illegal under japanese law and require cws for anything nsfw

If there's going to be any problems I think it's more likely to be different cultural expectations/different legal standards rather than them going out their way to be arseholes

@noelle holy legal liability batman!

Found my new calendar app

http://www.jorte.com/

JORTE

@Vann@glitch.social if you go for lithium ion batteries by the time you've got enough for a railgun you could also send something to space by just setting fire to them

@squirrel not in the slightest, you're lovely

@noelle @squirrel WE ALL LOVE YOU MAPLE

@noelle put it in a password manager, should be able to put it off a bit longer then

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social compulsory military service for old people then?

@squirrel please don't, we love you and like you being around

@Elizafox was 12 for me as well

Which I promptly forgot afterwards because calculators exist and anything I have to multiply usually isn't a handy integer

@alice@elekk.xyz have a good flight

@squirrel octopus blubs