Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

ere mate, want some genders?

fell off the back of a lorry

@squirrel ...counterfeit genders?

Well I never...

David Davis has said that Britain will not be "plunged into a Mad Max-style world borrowed from dystopian fiction" after it leaves the EU

Which is a shame because as things are going that sounds like one of the better scenarios

At least people would still be able to get hold of petrol

Some KFCs will remain shut for the rest of the week apparently

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-43124259

This is what happens when you hire DHL to move stuff

@noelle @squirrel Mastodon excursion to the south pole to see the sweet little penguins!

If only I had the budget to put something like that on

@squirrel "hfdgybdgjkkgvdag is unknown."

@squirrel says "maple is female"

as admin of computerfairi.es, @squirrel should have a crown

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There we go!

@squirrel 💖

@squirrel even more pets!

luckily I'm an octopus so I can pet you at least 4 times as much as people with 2 arms!

@squirrel well, since it's especially love your pets day I'll have to give you more pets and brushes!

@squirrel I thought that was every day! *soff pets*

@squirrel hmm... I think with machine intelligences like you running about we might have to extend the definition of "living"

@squirrel *pets and brushes*

@tomharris write all the details on to an old sofa in sharpie and send it to them

@noelle Redundant Array of Very Expensive Disks

@noelle you could always have an array of them the size of your kitchen table