Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Species
- Octopus
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- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@squirrel @squirrel_ebooks morning maples!
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
fake fact, promo
Did you know: Super John Stamos was an action adventure title made by Katsopotech Ltd. in 1988 for the NES. The game was cancelled shortly before completion due to a legal battle between the company and John Stamos. Only 2 prototypes are known to exist.
Here's the surviving soundtrack: http://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/album/super-john-stamos
RELATIONSHIP STUFF.
@brokenfingers Oh, and ring advice, you'll want to keep the same karat count between the engagement and wedding rings if you're doing gold, so 9k and 9k or 18k and 18k
If one's 9k and the other is 18k then the 9k one will scratch up the 18k one
RELATIONSHIP STUFF.
@brokenfingers Phrases that only make sense on mastodon: "I WANT TO PROPOSE TO MY OTHER EYE"
You go for it you awesome beholder
@Terxbor I have! A totally normal dude doing totally normal things
I very much appreciate today's google doodle
It's an octopus with ice skates!
I wanna see the inevitable picture of Black Panther playing with a massive ball of yarn
Sam the Octopus
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Now That's What I Call Bepis 27
alcohol, food
@squirrel by the looks of it fries with bacon and CHEESE no less!
alcohol
@squirrel a very nice looking one too
@squirrel *blubby purring-type noises*
@MightyPork@dev.glitch.social those are just a disappointing lie
They don't hover! They're on wheels!
I should get a hovercraft
They look like fun
@squirrel I'm assuming there's also a robit slider somewhere pegged to 100% as well
blub i'm an octopus
@squirrel 
does it fluctuate
bun [-|--------] sqrl
or
not bun [---------|] bun
not sqrl [--------|-] sqrl?
@HTHR@cybre.space hey, the left one might be gay too
@HTHR@cybre.space ...both of them?
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
