Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Fucking really Diageo?

http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/27/news/companies/johnnie-walker-women-jane-walker/index.html

"Scotch as a category is seen as particularly intimidating by women. It's a really exciting opportunity to invite women into the brand," Vice President Stephanie Jacoby told Bloomberg."

Yeah, 'cause obviously people need separate "lady whisky"

cute things should be powered by AAAA batteries to fit the sound you make when you look at them

@Violet *hugs the raccoon*

@Concerned_Catgirl I've just seen that it's your birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

@squirrel also consider: an all robot rock band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gMX_hR-RoM

@cathal better example would probably be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow_as_Possible

A piece of music that's being performed continuously over 639 years

@cathal erm

well, that one was built using funding from and on land owned by Bezos, maybe not the best example

@squirrel openbox worked well for me when I was using stacking WMs, lots of customisation and keeps mostly out of the way

@Jo 10/10 squirrelfriend

@squirrel that would be really bad for my bank balance but yes!

@squirrel what if: remotely controllable robot arms so people can hug actual!maple over the internet!

@squirrel on second thoughts, that's a maplebot

@squirrel Official maple plushies when?

Went to see Black Panther, it's really quite a good film

Wow, this Greg guy really is a colossal prick isn't he

This mild bitching brought to you by TSB... I think

They were Lloyd's Bank, and then there was another bank called TSB, and then they merged to Lloyd's TSB and I think they're going by just TSB now but I'm not entirely sure

Bank standards are slipping

Used to be they made sure that when they gave you notes all the queen's heads were facing in the same direction

If you paid notes in they'd make sure that all of them were orientated properly

Now they don't bother