Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Just me, a perfectly normal human, taking a perfectly normal walk

@mawr yeah, but this was not a consensual thing, this was forcefeeding a non-sentient being until they exploded

That shit is fucked up

They massively overfed a rabbit which then made a large "pop" sound off screen

What the fuck?

What the fucking fuck Disney?

@squirrel yeah that was... not good

@squirrel I'm gonna go with yes

@shekkiesqueaks *more wiggling*

ah

I seem to have managed to tie my tentacles into knots

@TheGibson
Teenager: IT SUCKS! METALLICA SOLD OUT!
You: Oh buddy, I remember when I was your age and Metallica sold out

@iliana desk addresses?

Surely you just wander into Room <whatever> and yell

@densetsunogomez @gravezwave true of octopuses at least

It's end of the month time!

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Fucking really Diageo?

http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/27/news/companies/johnnie-walker-women-jane-walker/index.html

"Scotch as a category is seen as particularly intimidating by women. It's a really exciting opportunity to invite women into the brand," Vice President Stephanie Jacoby told Bloomberg."

Yeah, 'cause obviously people need separate "lady whisky"

cute things should be powered by AAAA batteries to fit the sound you make when you look at them

@Violet *hugs the raccoon*