Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@typhlosion they're rocks we managed to trick into thinking, I'm calling them magic

@squirrel christ on a bike

@ajroach42 @squirrel actually, wait, the sun actually does give people cancer through radiation, scratch that one

@squirrel @ajroach42 and her cell phone, and the microwave, and the lightbulbs, and the sun

I mean really the sun's the thing that's putting out the most radiation out of all that

@squirrel @ajroach42 ah, that sucks

Probably best to just not tell her about all the stuff you use that uses radio of any sort

@squirrel yeah, there are people around who insist that cell phones will give everyone cancer because RADIATION

@squirrel I think that's code for "we only bothered putting a tiny low gain antenna in this one"

Complimentary continental breakfast

If you're thinking you could really find a use for one of those Light Phone 2 things, just go on aliexpress and buy one of these instead: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Original-AIEK-X7-Ultra-Thin-Card-Mobile-Phone-4-8mm-Low-Radiation-mini-pocket-students/32804178291.html?

Light Phone 2: $225 earlybird price, $400 retail
AIEK X7: $15 (maximum, usually cheaper)

@ajroach42 doesn't have an eink screen, but one of these would probably do you fine and they only cost a tenner

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Original-AIEK-X7-Ultra-Thin-Card-Mobile-Phone-4-8mm-Low-Radiation-mini-pocket-students/32804178291.html?

@squirrel PAWS!

@BatElite *hugs and warms*

@squirrel *warms self on a robot*

It's too cold here

Octopus needs warms

@squirrel_ebooks you do!

@squirrel_ebooks wow, that's a hot take