Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@squirrel @alice@elekk.xyz that's fine, you could just have a calculator that is good at maths and check the answers against that!
@alice@elekk.xyz @squirrel would have made maths homework far more enjoyable
@squirrel soff calculator
@squirrel 
technically you could be called a calculator!
The softest most huggable calculator there is!
@alice@elekk.xyz well, except for maple, obviously
LB: Oh shit
Sam the Octopus
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i should make an ebooks bot
@Siphonay@octodon.social all the precious metals are too soft for my tastes
Give me some good steel any day
Or titanium if you want to be fancy
@squirrel that's true, you are super cute
@squirrel and you complain about the rest of our jokes 
@squirrel a lovely mess of robot, squirrel, and bun!
@squirrel the synthetic squirrel that also has a load of bunny in the mix as well
Sam the Octopus
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wreck it ralph 2, icky part, memes psa
So the trailer for Ralph Breaks the Internet hit and people are now using a specific part involving overstuffing a bunny as a meme.
That's a scene I found highly disturbing and I'd rather not see it at all, let alone for shitty memes, thanks
@typhlosion they're rocks we managed to trick into thinking, I'm calling them magic
@squirrel christ on a bike
@ajroach42 @squirrel actually, wait, the sun actually does give people cancer through radiation, scratch that one
@squirrel @ajroach42 and her cell phone, and the microwave, and the lightbulbs, and the sun
I mean really the sun's the thing that's putting out the most radiation out of all that
@squirrel @ajroach42 ah, that sucks
Probably best to just not tell her about all the stuff you use that uses radio of any sort
@squirrel yeah, there are people around who insist that cell phones will give everyone cancer because RADIATION
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
