Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Your goddamn blog does not need to download 10 megs of javascript to show a 3 paragraph article

Hey, instead of all this AMP bollocks to speed page loading, how about you USE LESS FUCKING JAVASCRIPT

@squirrel reticulating splines

@squirrel I'm not so sure which the worse thing is

The interface is _really_ shitty

This is Pita, he's a good cat

@Elizafox same reason we've still got a monarchy, it's a tradition and we can't be bothered changing it

@starbreaker@octodon.social @noelle At the beginning I'd say they maybe didn't think it through but their response to "oh hey, maybe not the best name" has been "fuck you we're keeping it"

@noelle krita springs to mind immediately, more of a painting tool though

@squirrel_ebooks well I'm worried now

A lot of clocks in Europe are currently running up to 6 minutes late because the Kosovan and Serbian power grid operators weren't talking to each other

http://www.dw.com/en/clocks-in-europe-are-running-late-because-of-the-kosovo-conflict/a-42867061

Basically the grid frequency dropped below 50hz for an extended period of time so all the clocks that were using that to tell the time are slow

@squirrel *brings you a warm blanket*

@brennen that's why you buy two identical laptops, whichever the cat sits on, you use the other one

For the 5 minutes until the cat realises you're using that laptop and comes to sit on it

"Cooking with Jeff Goldblum" is exactly what you'd expect it to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=optrx_YZrTg&feature=youtu.be

@kingkoronov@octodon.social I hear tootstream is working pretty well, it's a fully terminal based masto client

Also there are keyboard shortcuts in the standard interface, haven't used those though

@TheGibson yeah, thought you'd have guessed that bit of feedback already

The second bit might be new info to her though