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Neanderthal 1: I'm gonna domesticate a wolf, teach it to hunt, bring in food, it's gonna be awesome

Neanderthal 2: Oh yeah? Well I'M gonna domesticate a, a, a, tiger

N1: Lol what

N2: A tiger. Gonna breed miniature ones. I'll come home, it'll be like, RAR! CLAWS! DEATH! FANGS! but, tiny. Then I'll laugh and give it hugs and it'll roar, but tiny.

N1: That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, I mean what would a tiny tiger even DO, just sit around looking cool?

N2: Yep

N1: And yet I want one

@squirrel not even north-american centric, USA centric, which is even worse

Violent? 

@Jo I'd be interested in the other 14 as well

@a_breakin_glass @codl that's an Attila or a Don

From Attila the Hun or Don Juan

A first is called a Damien, as in Damien Hurst

@codl In British universities lower-second class honours degrees (a 2:2) are called Desmonds

(Desmond Tutu actually got a 2:1)

COMPUTERFAIRI.ES: WE HAVE BACKUPS

I think

Pretty sure @squirrel said something about having backups

@Concerned_Catgirl @Elizafox Lunduke's a tech/open source... journalist? In a very loose sense of the word

He's doing youtube stuff now about tech and linux and open source stuff. His politics leave something to be desired and most recently he's been throwing rocks at the freeBSD code of conduct stuff

@rey @squirrel it's true! Even water-dwelling creatures are welcome!

Which is probably a recipe for trouble what with the usual interaction between water and computers but it's worked well so far

computer fairies registrations are open 24/7 just saying

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