Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel as an octopus I don't have a tongue, so I'll call on you to mlem on my behalf

@squirrel FUZZY ROBOT FRIEND!

New G-Shock Rangeman

GPS with MUTHAFUKIN SOLAR ASSISTED CHARGING

The solar charging doesn't keep up with the power drain of the GPS, but it'll let you use the that bit for an hour after 4 hours of charging in 50,000 lux (50% direct sunlight)

The solar does however keep all other functions running including the altimeter, barometer, and compass

https://g-shock.casio.co.uk/g-shock-gpr-b1000-rangeman-with-solar-assisted-gps-navigation

@synaesthetica@mastodon.social Tag team match, Obama and Biden vs. Trump and Pence

Do it pay per view and you could clear the national debt

Okay, this is hella cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6wSN-UajsM

It's a fully mechanical wristwatch that you can connect to an atomic clock to wind, regulate, and set it

@squirrel SQUIRRELVUN!

All British passports after Brexit will be manufactured by a Franco-Dutch company because the bid from a UK firm wasn't good enough

Satire is dead

@rey yep, that just about sums us up

@squirrel ALL PRAISE MAPLE! RESURRECTOR OF iPODS!

@squirrel hey, you've been very good at not being on fire so far, I see no reason that won't continue

@squirrel basically I just want squirrel to be safe and not on fire and I'm throwing suggestions around

I'm sure you actually have it handled

@squirrel ah, that would be another problem with the suggestion wouldn't it

er... just put it somewhere with very little flammable stuff arounf

@squirrel ...fair point, forgot that

The metal box thing will still help if it does decide to go up though

@squirrel glad to hear

still, put it in a metal box with holes in the top, leave it outside

those fuckers can be nasty

@squirrel oh shit, you're okay right?

@squirrel huh

that's... uh... not great