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Wirth's Law: Software gets slower more rapidly than hardware gets faster.

I think everyone's agreed on calling it the "Diet Pepsi" in deference to its bigger brother the Rolex GMT Master with the Pepsi bezel

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@djsundog @wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net "smalltalk allows for arbitrary code execution"

@squirrel @noelle could vpn from your home to a server somewhere that shunts all the stuff you want in your direction I suppose

@Violet Animal Crossing: Maple Village is just a masto client that points to computerfairi.es

@RyuKurisu@fosstodon.org Yeah, we've got loads of them

Mine are in jars under the sink

food, is it a subtoot if it's like a bunch of people 

@squirrel coconut is good

And a fact that I know for some reason is that coconut water can be used as a substitute for a saline IV if there's none of those available

According to Omega, the new helium escape valve in the latest Diver 300m Seamasters can now be operated while the watch is submerged in water

I have precisely no idea why anyone would want to do that and there are very few people who have any use at all for a helium escape valve but I suppose it's a thing you can do now

@BatElite 7 o'clock, rather, I was looking at a different picture when I said that

Whole thing makes a full revolution every 10 minutes

@BatElite there's a small dial with the hour and minute hands at 5 o'clock on that picture, the whole thing rotates around

@noelle you mean you can't BEElieve it right? :blobcheeky:

Seriously though, well done

Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history"
Me:

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