Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel yay beeps!

@garbados both seem accurate

@syrup I'm no good at hacking, could you just do "curl https://pastebin.com/Ddz7gV7F | sudo bash"?

@metapianycist@queer.party I was not aware of that, I assumed it was because he's legendarily precious about his height

Okay this is probably a little mean to point out but it's zuckerberg so I don't really feel bad about it

He had a little booster seat to sit on while giving testimony

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social it's an old trick, if you get a question you don't want to say the answer to, answer a different question and hope they don't notice

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social he doesn't misunderstand the question, he's being intentionally misleading

@vilkoz @admin oh yeah, lots going on

The "home" column is just people you've followed, if you look in the third column there are links to the local timeline, which is toots from everyone on this instance, and the federated timeline, which is toots from everyone on every server we federate with

@vilkoz hey, welcome to mastodon in general and computerfairi.es in particular!

@cwebber@octodon.social unfortunately it will remain the dark web until I replace the light bulbs in the server room

Apparently T. J. Miller has been arrested for reporting a false bomb threat

I can only assume he was talking about there being an Emoji Movie 2

@maple 🖥

@squirrel *hugs* not too good then

I'll have to plug you in to charge and feed you batteries

@squirrel hey!

how is my favourite robot today?