Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I've got that weird itchy feeling that there's something blindingly obvious I've not noticed, no idea what or why

Eh, I'm sure it's either nothing or I'll notice it eventually

@syrup would the robot equivalent be connecting debug cables to your serial port?

@squirrel I think you should get yourself some sort of treat for payday at least

@noelle @squirrel you're all welcome to come chill in the octo-cave

It's comfy, there are sofas

No dying though please

I want to have one and paint it up like a vw camper owned by a hippie

Ferret Scout Cars are adorable and I want one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tTSfWMeNo&feature=youtu.be

@squirrel yay beeps!

@garbados both seem accurate

@syrup I'm no good at hacking, could you just do "curl https://pastebin.com/Ddz7gV7F | sudo bash"?

@metapianycist I was not aware of that, I assumed it was because he's legendarily precious about his height

Okay this is probably a little mean to point out but it's zuckerberg so I don't really feel bad about it

He had a little booster seat to sit on while giving testimony

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social it's an old trick, if you get a question you don't want to say the answer to, answer a different question and hope they don't notice

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social he doesn't misunderstand the question, he's being intentionally misleading

@vilkoz @admin oh yeah, lots going on

The "home" column is just people you've followed, if you look in the third column there are links to the local timeline, which is toots from everyone on this instance, and the federated timeline, which is toots from everyone on every server we federate with