Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel oh no!

*gently dips bun in aloe vera*

Hope it gets not hurty soon

@noelle 😑

@squirrel *pets computer*

@sydneyfalk @squirrel possibly a small win, but we managed to kill it before they wanted to

@sydneyfalk @squirrel didn't require payment to sign up for an account

No idea how much money they got out of it (they said they refunded everyone on the ICO before they shut down but I don't believe a word of it) but they could have kept it going a few weeks to get the most return out of it

@sydneyfalk @squirrel they didn't make it that far before everyone and their mothers were shitting on them from a great height

@sydneyfalk @squirrel I was referring to the hiveway thing

But it says a lot about our success that you've already forgotten about it

@squirrel hey, mastodon already shitposted one social platform out of existence

could happen again

@squirrel eh, throw enough fuel on there and they might finally get burned out

@noelle oof

@squirrel maple petting kobolds petting maplebots petting smaller kobolds!

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@squirrel @Jo they were using the content delivery network bit of it

@squirrel oh, they are hosted in austria I believe, it's just that their contract with cloudflare was cancelled

@squirrel yeah, that's quite a thing

@masklayer starter ideas: hit by a small falling piano

mauled by a bear (bonus points if bears aren't native to your area)

alligator wrestling accident

hit by falling space debris

@masklayer large white bandage around your head

Make up a cool story when asked

Never tell the same story twice

@squirrel @noelle it would make sense that they are unlisted

So of course they're not