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@TheGibson @sungo the rumour mill is that that's why it's broke

too many people trying to sign up

I've seen two other instances that have had to close signups due to load

@Jo mastodon.social is still down, it got hit by what I believe was a whole lot of people wanting to sign up

@HTHR@cybre.space I'm still not sure if you're talking about McAfee the software or the person

@Jo tootplanet got mentioned on twitter and half of brazil decided to turn up

this was after something happened and the influx crashed mastodon.social

strong trans feelings (+) 

@squirrel *yelled from the enby enclave* YEAH YOU SUPER ARE

update i am a robot. a constructed being. there's wires inside me. beep.

@soft_chomps@glitch.social ooh, that works even better

Tom Scott is the best at filler material when he can't get a video out on schedule

youtube.com/watch?v=YKAblynZYh

2½ Hours of Unedited Garlic Bread Flight Footage

It's exactly what it says on the tin

@noelle some disney execs are out there quietly writing this down

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social Maybe L (for lewd) followed by a 1-3 scale of how lewd it is?

Like L1 would be softcore, L2 would be full nudity, L3 would be actual sex

Basically some sort of categorisation for just how lewd a thing is would probably be useful

TIL: I apparently live in the "rough area" of <town>

TIL: <town> has somewhere people consider a "rough area"

They've evidently never seen an actual rough area in their lives

Sugar...
Spice...
And everything nice...

These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl...

But Professor Mastonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction:

CHEMICAL ROBOT

Thus the Squirrelbunbot was born!

Using her ultra super powers, @squirrel has dedicated her life to defeating video games and the forces of pizza!

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!