Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"before Obama came along, we didn't have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attack in the United States." - Rudolph Giuliani, sitting mayor of New York City on 9/11

https://www.npr.org/2016/08/16/490200895/rudy-giuliani-claims-no-terror-attacks-in-u-s-pre-obama

THIS IS MY MECH

@squirrel also signed, someone who classes any bot above a certain level of sophistication a "non-human person" with all the rights that go with it

@squirrel @Nine yes, let maple in and give her a blanket and hugs

@Nine double check to make sure it's not @squirrel in the bushes

@maple ooh, can you use your gyros as reaction wheels to rotate in place in zero g?

I'd bet that would be really useful

@noelle can confirm

@Mastodon alert: @squirrel BOT ACCOUNT NAMEPLATES

I got us cookies

@inmysocks gotta love John Oliver's shenanigans

There's a Robin Hood movie coming out soon

It's hilarious seeing history nuts get really frustrated with everything in the trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJOQtU0joTI

If you want historical accuracy you don't go see a Robin Hood film

@InspectorCaracal @squirrel it's certainly got to be a .space and tootplanet sounds good for it

@squirrel hi maple a gay robot, I'm sam an octopus!

@noelle there's an established trope in fiction of slapping someone to their senses, maybe give that a go and see if it works

Y'ever just (have no keyboards that do the predictive word thing)