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when i see " i don't want to have to use CWs" i see "i don't want to be considerate of other peoples mental state or feelings in a way that takes me a microsecond"

rms 

RMS can fuck right off

This isn't even in response to anything in particular, he can just fuck off

Reminder: if you've ever won an award for anything, you can call yourself award-winning. I'm an award-winning author, even though my authorship is mostly shitposts and the award wasn't for that.

uspol 

"before Obama came along, we didn't have any successful radical Islamic terrorist attack in the United States." - Rudolph Giuliani, sitting mayor of New York City on 9/11

npr.org/2016/08/16/490200895/r

mastodev take, the bot badge thing 

signed, a bot, who is also a person

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mastodev take, the bot badge thing 

"bot" and "person" are not mutually exclusive and that bit of text is slightly irking me

There's a Robin Hood movie coming out soon

It's hilarious seeing history nuts get really frustrated with everything in the trailer

youtube.com/watch?v=HJOQtU0joT

If you want historical accuracy you don't go see a Robin Hood film

Y'ever just (predictive text) 

Y'ever just (have no keyboards that do the predictive word thing)

These are the FIFA proposed slogans for all the national teams in the Russia world cup thing

fifa.com/worldcup/games/be-the

I'm slightly disappointed that the traditional England slogan of "We're shiiiiiiiit and we know we are!" didn't make it to the shortlist

- pet death 

Pita died today

The past couple of weeks were as good as could be expected but he went downhill quickly overnight

At least we managed to give him lots of treats and cuddles and love before the end

Marty McFly's hoverboard from BttF 2 is going up for auction soon

alert: @squirrel

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