Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
possibly a bit too much of a UK-centric reference
As it's Karl Marx's birthday today, here's a fun fact for you
He's buried quite nearby to Herbert Spencer, the person who first coined the phrase "survival of the fittest" in regards to evolution
That's right, if you take a stroll around Highgate Cemetery you can visit Marx and Spencer while you're there!
Just out of interest is Cinco de Mayo actually celebrated in Mexico?
As someone on the other side of the Atlantic it looks a lot more like it's something only the Americans do
Oh my god
I've just found out that Adafruit sell plushie 555 timer chips
I need one
IT'S THE FOURTH OF MAY!
HAPPY BLAKE'S 7 DAY EVERYONE!
It's the fourth of May, that means it's... Babylon 5 day or something?
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robots. robots robots robots robots
"Why isn't the scanner here recognising it's connected via network to my laptop? I can use the laptop to start a scan, but not the button on the scanner...."
~~20 minutes later~~
"is brscan-skey running?"
"goddamnit"
"Peppa Pig is banned in China for promoting 'gangster attitudes'"
My tiny car would be a one of these, it looks ridiculous
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twitter: stores passwords in plaintext
computerfairi.es: stores passwords as little beepy songs sung by maplebots
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HOLY CRAP DEATH RAY O_O
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FIRST THE THINKPADS NOW THIS
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Mystery solved!
In case anyone is interested: Twitter doesn't allow celebrity avatars anymore and a Brazilian person with 26k followers tweeted "Let's fuck Mastodon up" [paraphrasing here]
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Oh yeah we do take fake IDs. We take them, mock every misaligned number in it, and then put it through the shredder we keep under the register specifically for that purpose. Then we offer the kid a soda, cause we ain't heartless.
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Sonic the Jedi
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Well, the GOP certainly isn't happy with her
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everything is better with squirrels
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warm political take seen elsewhere
"Trump can take credit for the Korean peace talks the same way a man who interrupts an argument between two neighbors to bite the head off a chicken can take credit for ending their argument."
Okay, mass on-boarding of users into the fediverse as a whole could probably be improved...
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
