People who loved Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality for its rational take on the Harry Potter universe will love my new trilogy of fanfic that details what would actually happen in a reasonable world;
"Hogwarts fails an Ofsted inspection", "Hogwarts gets shut down by the Health and Safety Executive", and "Oh yeah, voldy turned up again and we took him out with a drone strike"
ukpol, brexit
"Whisperings in Westminster tell me that both parties are about to change their Brexit strategies"
...they have strategies?
another good one I've heard:
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is in contravention of article 5 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679
One day a self-defence expert was asked "what should I do if I don't have any weapons and someone attacks me?"
He answered "I dunno, hit 'em with a pen or something"
And thus ridiculous bullshit like this was brought into the world: http://www.mecarmy.com/product/details/80/156
You may not be able to nail jelly to a wall, but it seems you can make a kitchen knife out of it
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple