Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Hell is other people

...DAMNIT SARTRE GET OUT OF MY PHONE

Fun fact: In some fields in the UK (such as horse racing and the sale of livestock) we still use the Guinea, a unit of account that went out of use in all other fields over 200 years ago

A Guinea is 21 shillings or, in modern currency, £1.05

I don't actually have any idea what hashtags and trending things are for

When you've had to fuck around with desktop inkjets for years you really learn to appreciate a nice network-connected laser printer

Current meme is: TEETH

Look at this lad. Absolute unit

Huh... doing my usual tea order and it seems I only get through 200-ish cups a month

That's a lot lower than I thought it was

🐝 🐝 🐝

"If you don’t like obeying our laws then you should get out of our country, Tommy Robinson told"

http://newsthump.com/2018/05/27/if-you-dont-like-obeying-our-laws-then-you-should-get-out-of-our-country-tommy-robinson-told/

Occasionally newsthump just nails it

is

@softgoat

ah great, my net connection's going all screwy and bouncing up and down

I'll blame it on the weather

okay, what's this whole "lobsters" thing about?

there better not be a load of awful humans impugning the good name of my crustacean friends

furthermore, robots are people too