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LOCK TALK

If your padlock can be opened with a screwdriver, an angle grinder, a pair of bolt cutters, or any other widely available tool then you might as well just use a piece of string

From twitter.com/LockPickingLwyr/st:

"The company that sent me the pictured fingerprint lock has provided the security quote of the year: “...the lock is invincible to the people who do not have a screwdriver.”"

🔥 oh no 🔥 now MY 🔥 timeline 🔥 is on 🔥 fire 🔥 🔥 someone send 🔥 marshmallows

Trump reportedly said, at the G7 meeting, that "Crimea is Russian because they speak Russian"

buzzfeed.com/albertonardelli/t

Uh... Welcome back to the British Empire I guess?

you, a normie: octo expansion is a splatoon 2 thing

me, still has a normal day job somehow: actually it's when your tentacles start growing a lot

Huh, Leica (of camera fame) are getting into the watch game

hodinkee.com/articles/leica-wa

And getting into it in a big way as well, the movement is made by Lehmann Präzision

The best thing about gpg is that once you're imprisoned for incorrectly using it in a serious situation, a gpg developer will be in your jail cell to tell you how it wasn't a gpg bug

@squirrel chan's fuck-up hour: come for the video games, stay to watch her hope slowly fade away while playing an indescribably bad Dilbert game

Okay, when writing the alt text for that image I realised why I got the strange looks when I mentioned it

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I have been informed that Brown Sauce is an entirely British Isles thing

What the hell do the rest of you put in your bacon sarnies?

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