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how arch users divide their time:

0.01% - using their computer
99.99% - BTW I USE ARCH YOU SHOULD USE ARCH ARCH IS GOOD

@tcql @0x3F "what are you spending all that time online doing?" "SINning"

gross 

you would not believe the amount of muck that finds its way inside a mouse wheel

(the computer kind, I'm assuming you'd believe the amount of muck that finds its way into a mouse(pet) wheel)

When the local news announces a cannabis grow-op bust they always call it a "cannabis factory"

IT IS VERY CLEARLY A FARM, BBC, NOT A FACTORY

:thaenkin: what if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?

Need assistance with project quite technical pls lmk if you can help details below

too hot

pls send ice

(the good kind, not the US federal agency full of bastards)

robot girls that are just vocalizing noises at eachother for hours on it

maplebots in different outfits maid maplebot space pilot maplebot witch maplebot santa maplebot 8-bit maplebot

@troubleMoney Queer people everywhere, levitating and in unison somehow: "Mwhahahahahaha! Did you fools think that one paltry month could contain us?!"

Pride month is over, welcome to Pride month 2: electric boogaloo

and all the ones that aren't here, but they won't see this so uh... yeah

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Oh, forgot this was today, happy Canada day to all the Canadians here

Two hedgehogs have decided to live in our garden

They're good lil spiny friends

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