Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

All these flavoured gins around recently like "grapefruit and pomelo" flavoured gin

GIN IS MEANT TO TASTE LIKE GIN DAMNIT

halp the bunnies are being adorable on my timeline

The Gävle Goat has been put up, place your bets now on how long until someone burns it down

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat

I would like to draw everyone's attention to the only member of the UK government that isn't a complete bastard, Larry

Larry is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

This is his actual official title

Game idea: a deck building game, but you're actually building some decking

this is an australian possum with leucism (partial loss of pigmentation)

it's a goddamn pikachu

I can only assume the buyer for asda knew exactly what they were doing when deciding to stock pink, purple, and blue led lights

well, it's december now and my laptop is stunningly bisexual

this is of course when they're not managing to knock the ramp down

I think some of our hedgehogs may have forgotten how to walk up a ramp

There are some steps that are a bit too tall for them to get up so we put a ramp in and I just saw one of them take one look at it and (I assume) walk off to take the long way around because they couldn't figure out the ramp

In the live action remake of Cowboy Bebop, viewers will wish for Spike and Faye to get together, as well Spike and Jet, and Jet and Faye

This has been the shipping forecast

Dates and times should always be in ISO 8601 format

Thus spake the octopus

I heard the water dish clinking out there in a manner that I can only understand as "hi octo-fren! could we trouble you for some foods?"

it really is getting dark earlier, I've already got a hedgehog waiting for foods