Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

wait, does this mean that the staff at the nearest fast food joints to the white house can put "white house chef" on their CVs?

Brexit: what should have happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOEr7kiysrE

Cartier are really knocking it out of the park with their revamp of the Santos collection, the new Santos Chronograph is very nice indeed

Single Start/Stop pusher on the left, Reset pusher is integrated into the crown on the right

Only available in the XL format though, which might be a bit too big on some people

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/cartier-santos-chronograph-introducing

computerfairi.es: it's like twitter but with bbcode support!

also no nazis

and is cuddly and fun

and is run by an awesome robot

and isn't actually anything like twitter

the dream of the early- to mid-2000's web is alive and well on http://computerfairi.es

apart from marquee tags, those are probably best left to the past

Because SIHH just wouldn't be the same without H. Moser & Cie doing something ridiculous, here's their "Nature Watch"

https://monochrome-watches.com/h-moser-co-presents-the-nature-watch/

Yes, it's covered in live plants

Because H. Moser & Cie do not have a single fuck to give

I was doing some brief research on a decent pocket knife to get (ended up with a Leatherman Micra) and wound up being introduced to the "EDC community"

These people are hilarious

They're wandering around carrying half a dozen knives, fishing kits, no less than 3 ways of starting a fire, and enough cordage to rig a yacht

And those are the ones not carrying at least 2 guns

THEY WORK IN AN OFFICE, NOT A WARZONE

these are Sri Lankan Frogmouths

we (the fediverse in general) should probably look for more web storage providers and spread things out a bit

half the fediverse losing images any time wasabi goes down for maintenance is a little silly for a distributed thing

OH! "A Story About My Uncle" is a game!

I though Humble Bundle was just offering random tales about their family members

For sale: old pack of mentos

Mint condition

oooooohhhh

New 25th Anniversary edition of the A. Lange und Söhne "Lange 1"

With a hunter caseback no less!

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-and-sohne-lange-1-25th-anniversary-introducing

Mastodon: we got more subs than the US Navy!

The Costume Institute at the Met should do a jorts exhibition

Preferably curated by @blackle@dev.glitch.social as it's the subject matter expert

he's just wandered off after filling up with food

HE'S BACK TO HIS NORMAL SELF!

reggie, one of the cats that comes to visit, had an abscess that burst so he's been a bit sorry for himself and off his food and incredibly stinky the poor sod

we've been cleaning it up for him every night when he comes in and taking good care of him and today he's feeling much better, isn't in anywhere near as much of a mess, and is currently eating all the food in the house!

PaddyPower has opened books for "Which thing will be rationed first in 2019"

They've set the odds on most of the items somewhat unsettlingly high

https://www.paddypower.com/politics/uk-brexit

"Birmingham drug dealers are now selling cocaine in reusable pods amid concerns for the environment"

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/birmingham-drug-dealers-now-selling-15645060