Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

life's too short for "light" soy sauce

camelflage: the art of hiding by disguising oneself as a dromedary

cool computer

@transbian

We've got pins!

Freshly delivered to the @transbian shipping and fulfillment centre and ready to be sent out by our crack team of trained hedgehogs!

lil cube computers that you can stack up and out and they all network together and they automatically form a beowulf cluster or something

that'd be neat

irn bru: it's made from girders

it looks like the fox that comes 'round our garden is nursing some lil'...foxlets? cubs? kits? I can't remember what baby foxes are called

but we think she's got some of them!

@maple "Welcome to the starship Mirai, here's the bridge... here's engineering... here's the engine... here's the coffee machine... here's the maple"

"HI!"

Occasional reminder that Brewdog are fake punks, set fake interviews to get marketing ideas which they then don't pay for, and their pubs are filled with twats

hedgie having a good scratch

also you wouldn't think it but hedgehogs can indeed move fast enough to cause motion blur

what if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?

I'm so non-binary I only code on a Setun

Here's a watch brand that's often overlooked, Ochs und Junior

They're all designed by Ludwig Oechslin who is, with no exaggeration whatsoever, a fucking genius when it comes to watchmaking

Their flagship piece is their perpetual calendar, where other brands use a couple of hundred parts over the base movement to make that complication Oechslin found a way to do it in 9

They've also got a pretty neat take on a dual time zone watch and one that shows you length of day

https://www.ochsundjunior.swiss/

I really want to see Shapiro go up against Paxman, that'd be fucking hilarious

Now, I'm not exactly the biggest fan of Andrew Neil as a person (the Thatcherite bastard) but occasionally his interviews are quite fun

Here's Ben Shapiro losing it when being interviewed by him https://youtu.be/e82PJiY8RIY

Or, in terms he seems to prefer, Ben Shapiro gets DESTROYED by Andrew Neil

does your instance have an emojo of the admin eating a hamburger?

computerfairi.es does

rotatay potatay

our hedgehogs obviously have refined tastes

they always wolf down tesco's chicken pate cat food

we tried them on asda's last night and they didn't even touch the stuff

we must be treating them far too well