Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
airborne delivery service for vertical-rotisserie-cooked meat in a pita called auto gyros
autogyros are great
they're like "I want a helicopter but I don't have that much money" so you just slap some blades on the top of something and bolt an engine to the back and you've got a flying machine
Sam the Octopus
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Greetings, new users! Welcome to Mastodon and the greater Fediverse!
You may want to consult my Increasingly Less-Brief Guide to Mastodon: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon
It covers topics like:
* How do I get verified on Mastodon?
* Why should I caption my images?
* What the hell is with all the pineapples?
someone should tell the 30-50 feral hogs guy how well trying to shoot large groups of wildlife went for the aussies
rotato potato
I've just woken up
...feral hogs?
Just powerwashed the patio
entirely forgot it was that colour
I've been informed that a hedgehog house I made someone now has some inhabitants!
two adults and some baby hedgehogs!
Watching the news about the Derbyshire floods and all I can think is how much Chinooks look like shocked/concerned frogs from the back
ukpol, +
In a good sign that UKIP are finished, they got fewer votes than the Monster Raving Loony Party in the Brecon and Radnorshire by-election
This looks interesting, the AAASY Supercolor watch
90's inspired, custom module that lets you change the colour of the display (between 8 different colours), and some quite nice looking strap options
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mmt/aaasy-supercolor-90s-retro-watches-are-back-with-a-twist/
Sam the Octopus
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maplebots as plushies that hug back
UKTV
One of the things was a toaster with a "bagel" setting
what the fuck is a bagel setting and how many fucking bagels are you eating to necessitate a dedicated toaster setting for it?
UKTV
This "Shop Well for Less" programme is a goldmine of "Wait, I don't even know what that is" and "You spent HOW FUCKING MUCH on a X"
Sam the Octopus
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but, Sam, if we strip all the trappings of the Ship Of Theseus paradox is it the SAME paradox?!
or have we reached
P A R A D O X E P T I O N
The Ship of Theseus paradox is more widely known in the UK as the paradox of Trigger's Broom because of this scene from Only Fools and Horses
This is your occasional reminder that until 1993 the existence of Post Office Tower in London was an official state secret
Despite it being 177 metres tall, in central London, and having both a revolving restaurant and a gift shop
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
