Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

legend of zelda any% speedrun

or;

hyperlink

🦊 !

if you send @mavica through UNIX pipes is it the equivalent of a water slide?

$ md5sum -c mavica.md5
mavica.bot: OK

yep, just as I expected, incontrovertible proof that the @mavica is valid as hell

🦔

tired: untitled goose game
wired: untitled moose game, where you wander around a forest being a moose

I wanna see the SCP foundation's dossier on the fediverse

Loads of us cryptids, AIs, and other anomalous people around here, we've got to count as a GoI at least

it's not criminal damage if you neatly disassemble it and leave all the parts there

maybe

I dunno, I'm not a law person

picture credit: https://www.weibo.com/1773589142/IbsVEzUs3?type=comment#_rnd1571257639395

WITH MY ELDRITCH POWERS I HAVE BECOME MISTRESS OF GRANULAR MINERAL PARTICLES!!!

I... AM A SAND WITCH!

...

STOP GIGGLING

SCP-999 going trick or treating around the facility offices

batman is bruce wayne's fursona

well these are interesting

Louis Erard x Alain Silberstein Excellence Regulateur

Comes in dark or light versions, powered by an ETA 7001 with an in-house module on top to do the regulator display

http://montres-louiserard.ch/en/watches/54230as61
http://montres-louiserard.ch/en/watches/54230ns62

This account is obviously advertising a roofing company

@roofingdavidson@mastodon.social

It's definitely an account for promoting a roofing company

But I'm still expecting it to be somebody's shitposting corpsona

Fediverse, you have ruined me

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Shakespeare's plays were intended to be and were drama for the common people of the time

Therefore the closest analogue to Shakespeare in modern times is the soap opera

This leaves the possibility that in a few hundred years people will be quoting Dot Cotton from EastEnders in an attempt to sound clever