Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

If you're concerned you don't have enough... "bling" as I believe the kids say, then Seiko have these in their Seiko 5 lineup now

SRPE71K1, SRPE72K1, and SRPE74K1

In silver, rose gold, and yellow gold finishes respectively

Cost just under £300

still giggling about those few USAians who were loudly yelling about that colston statue coming down in Bristol

"yOu CaNt PrOtEsT bY tHrOwInG tHiNgS tHaT aReNt YoUrS iNtO a HaRbOr!"

*glances in the direction of Boston*

chiptunes but it's the pitch-shifted sounds of doritos being crushed

squegg - square egg

Two limited edition Seiko chronographs for SEGA's 60th anniversary

Quartz, 38mm case, under 10mm thick

They're JDM only, the silver is limited to 800 pieces, the black limited to 400, costs around $550

https://timeandtidewatches.com/seiko-sega-watch-review-pricing-availability/

a cleansing ritual can just be you walking around hitting a saucepan with a wooden spoon and yelling "OI, BAD VIBES FUCK OFF"

for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4UHlA6k58E

Chas and Dave were a famous music act in the UK

can the next autonomous zone to be set up be called DAVE?

I kinda want references to CHAZ and DAVE in the news

Have I talked about these yet?

The Nivada Grenchen Chronomaster Aviator Sea Diver

Nivada was hit hard by the quartz crisis but it's being brought back by a few industry pros, this is one of two lines they're starting with

38.3mm case size, available with manual-wind or automatic movements, 100m water resistance, super useful count-up and 12-hour bezel

Just a good vintage-sized tool watch, and fairly reasonably priced for a mechanical chrono

https://nivadagrenchenofficial.com/collections/casd

two chemists walk into a bar

first one says "I'll have some h2o"

second one says "I'll have some h2o too"

bartender gives them both glasses of water because he understands context cues

Excerpt from the journal of advanced cheese science:

"Both single and double Gloucester cheese are well described in literature and the synthesis process of each is well understood, in this paper we shall describe the process of creating the previously theorised triple Gloucester..."

Given J K Rowling's insistence that only those who menstruate are women, and the fact that Rowling is 54 and therefore statistically likely to have gone through menopause:

what pronouns are we meant to use for Rowling?

carp diem

FISH DAY

Octodad: Dadliest Catch is in the big bundle for racial justice and equality thing

https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality

Get the bundle, donate to charity, and you can pretend to be an octopus! It's very realistic