Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Every tank and most other armoured vehicles in the British Army are equipped with tea making facilities

This was considered necessary because previously tank crews would insist on exiting the tank to put the kettle on and kept getting shot

I am not making a word of that up

I missed this at the time, but whut?

https://www.vaticannews.va/en/vatican-city/news/2019-10/click-pray-rosary-smart-digital-device-world-peace.html

The "Click to Pray eRosary", a smart wearable rosary

That links up to "“Click To Pray”, the official prayer app of the Pope"

Apparently god is now really into the internet of things

Silica gel is actually non-toxic

The "do not eat" just refers to the packaging

I mean, still probably a bad idea to eat it but I'm not a fucking cop

HOW CAN I SEE THE CW "police deputy mcmuffin" AND KNOW EXACTLY WHO AND WHAT IT'S REFERRING TO?!

the fuck is with this universe?

was stuck behind someone up the shops that was taking ages sanitising her trolley and using the hand sanitiser and all that and my first thought wasn't "oh, it's good people are actually taking this seriously" like it should be and would have been at the start of all this

no, it was "oh come on, it's only a bit of plague"

2020 has ruined me

everything started looking lovely when a small yellow and black striped insect landed in my hand

I guess beauty really is in the eye of the bee holder

can y'all stop tooting for a couple of minutes so our poor beleaguered sidekiq can catch up pls

BEES ARE GOOD
BEES ARE GOOD

ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD

This looks cool

The Mido Ocean Star Decompression Timer 1961 Limited Edition

It's got a funky multicoloured diving decompression table on the dial

I have no idea how to use a decompression table but it's funky

https://www.midowatches.com/en/swiss-watches-collections/sport-watch-ocean-star/ocean-star-decompression-timer-1961-limited-edition-m0268071105100

pop tarts are dessert pasties

Someone buy me this please

https://givergy.uk/revorakecovid19/?controller=lots&action=showLot&id=14

It's the prototype model for the Sinn 155 "Dark Star"

Revolution and The Rake are doing a charity auction in support of the WHO Covid-19 Solidarity Response Fund

They've got a bunch of watch prototypes and unique pieces as well as some other stuff

It's all going to end up being incredibly pricey but it's interesting to look at

https://givergy.uk/revorakecovid19/?controller=home