Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

This isn't actually spooky month related but it comes from Transylvania and the company logo is a fun stylised set of fangs

The Peren Hintz

It's a two hand with a running indicator watch powered by a Unitas 6498-1 handwinding movement

It's nice

https://perenwatches.com/watches-1/hintz

hypocrisy is when things are governed by large herbivorous semi-aquatic mammals

a couple is standing outside a family function, trump banners are visible

"I thought you said your family was antifa"

"no, what I said is that my auntie's fascist"

I keep seeing all this NASA branded stuff everywhere

Never any ESA stuff, I wonder why that is

fuckin' tiny chocolate bars being called "fun size"

bring me a meter long snickers then we can talk

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us"
"Agreed"

"HEY MR MAYOR! Where's the planning department? We want permission for a buncha houses!"

We've still got super cool computer pins for sale!

And now you can buy them through a shiny new ko-fi shop!

https://ko-fi.com/s/891699232c

well this is exceedingly my kinda shit

https://www.fortis-swiss.com/watches/sky/flieger/flieger-f-43-triple-gmt-titanium/

Fortis F43 Triple GMT

True GMT (local hour hand jumps, not the 24 hour hand) with a bidirectional 12 hour bezel as well giving local, UTC, and another timezone

made of titanium as well, which is super nice

also expensive, which is a shame

'round here it was always billy bear

I've just been informed that kids character sausage isn't a thing outside some parts of europe so enjoy

KERMIT GULAG

huh, turns out that there were versions of the bonklip bracelet that would clip on to fixed bars, seems putting one on a W10 reissue isn't as anachronistic an idea as I thought it would be

yes, the original w10 had welded bars so it's historically inaccurate

but the w10 reissue has spring bars and I don't care in this instance

I should get a bonklip-style bracelet for my hamilton w10

okay, I'll bite, what the fuck happened this time?

aldi has lebkuchen in stock now

I fucking love lebkuchen

I want a kerbal space program themed omega speedmaster

the moon watch, now on the mun!

Trump's doctors informing the press on his condition

spoopy month